72/365 - Impossible Things
do you ever listen to music and suddenly you’re like wow I want my life to be the way this song sounds I want to live in this song
i wish i was a cute youtuber but im boring and bad at everything
i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk
i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.
I’m really jealous of girls with cute laughs because it’s probably such a turn off when a guy tells a joke and I start making seal noises.
Tips for being an adult:
- there are none
- don’t become an adult
- stay a child forever
- Peter Pan was right