i want $23,000 and someone to kiss me
when someone says ‘toxic’ in chemistry
ah, one of Earth’s traditional ballads
ellen degeneres can host my funeral
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
New gif for everything.
Paid all my bills
Didn’t get a ticket for speeding
Having pizza for dinner
Full eight hours of sleep last night
Correction: this is the new gif for everything
Exam tomorrow and I forgot to study
Can’t find my phone
No food anywhere in the house
This is the best surprise audio post I’ve ever seen/heard.
This made me feel so nostalgic
i’ve read so much fanfiction that i am no longer attracted to boys as a woman, but as a gay male
just look at that bastard
You may mess up, but you’re not a mess up.
You may make a mistake, but you are not a mistake.
You may screw up, but you are not a screw up.
You may fail, but you are not a failure.
You are not your downfalls.
I wish I lived in fictional new york, it sounds really easy to succeed there